The Greatest Tragedy of Our Time

I have never been as sad about a double elimination on a dating reality show as I was two weeks ago on I Love New York 2 when our lady New York eliminated BOTH of my super-favorites. The pool of eligible guys that Miss New York is choosing from has truly deteriorated thanks to the tragic loss of both "It" and Midget Mac. I think their memory needs honoring.

"It" truly brought the hilarity to this season of the show. My friends and I shall never stop communicating entire conversations with "Son son son son son!". His ridiculous antics, silly way of speaking and aggressive disgusting pursuit of licking New York's face will not soon be forgotten.

Midget Mac was a true hero of our time. I knew this the second VH1 validated the idea by finally panning the camera downwards to include all of him, and not just the top half of his face, in his interview shots. New York may have found a convenient way to sensitively eliminate him when he told her about his girlfriend having died earlier in the year, but I truly think she made a mistake and should have kept him around. I think a few more episodes would have convinced her that he was a bigger thug than any other dude on that show! I mean for fuck's sake, how many players do you know with a different customized fitted cap for every day of the week? Not many, that's how many!

New York's judgment always ends up seeming a bit clouded on this show. This past week she got rid of Wolf who was by far the hottest dude left (not to mention the alleged large package) just because he farted in her presence. Although I guess that guy farts are a lot more offensive when you haven't actually slept with the guy yet. If every girl dumped any guy who farted in front of her there would be a lot of single gals out there.

Are you watching I Love New York this season? Who are you rooting for out of the dismal group of leftovers we're still working with?